Da do-na-tion, Ron

A quick Ron Bell donations anthem, inspired by Harold. Go here for the tune.

I met him in the Stanley and he looked so well
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron
Somebody told me that his name was Bell
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron

Yeah, he gave me a smile
Yes, he was in denial
Ken-sington paid him a ton
Da do-na-tion Ron, da do-na-tion

Planning application went in on the snide
Da do-ron ron ron, da do-ron ron
They doubled up the cash and Fowler’s eyes were wide
Da do-na-tion Ron, da do-na-tion

Ron thought the cash was nice
Ian Fowler tried to hide
Any knowledge of the bung
Da do-na-tion yeah, da do-na-tion

Callow started talking in the local rag
Da do-na-tion yeah, da do-na-tion
He made them sign a letter just to show they weren’t bad
Da do-na-tion yeah, da do-na-tion

Six of them wouldn’t sign
Callow laid it on the line
Yes, their palms were nicely shined
With do-na-tions yeah, with do-na-tions

Fowler told a porky when he signed on the line
Da do-na-tion yeah, da do-na-tion
He handled the accounts but for cash he was blind
Da do-na-tion yeah, da do-na-tion

Yeah, when the news was heard
Yes, the voters turned
Bell’s reputation was gone
Da do ron-ron-ron, da do ron-ron