Uncouth ship’s steward John Prescott arrived in Blackpool this evening by train and is currently holed up in the Big Blue hotel, no doubt propping up the bar with filthy anecdotes.
Amusingly, upon alighting his taxi, he asked for a receipt but forgot to take it which means he’ll have to foot the bill himself! One up for the taxpayer! Get in!
Mind you, I’m sure he can afford it.
You should remember that it was Mr Prescott that changed the rules and introduced regional government offices which in turn decreed that Marton Moss was available for housing development. It’s also the same Prescott that punched a voter and knocked off his secretary.
Anyway, I’m sure you all know who he is so expect to see his ugly mug plastered across North West Tonight complete with Gordon Marsden and that frizzy haired thing in Blackpool North, no doubt trying to drum up some much needed support for Blackpool’s Labour candidates.
But this is the same Blackpool that Labour dumped into the conference circuit graveyard: I thought we weren’t good enough for you, John!
If you spot him out and about, get those pictures sent to me!
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This place seems to be as good as any to mention ice cream bukkake at Pleasure Beach:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9g2tViGpQw
Phil, you need a shoutbox widget!
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Good idea, I’ll try a few out tomorrow.
John Prescott + bukkake + ice cream is not something I thought I’d ever see in the same place…
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This is John I’m working class Prescot despite living in a mansion and doing very nicely out of being in the cabinet.
Up the workers then back home to the mansion for drinks and nibbles.
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Thumbs up for champagne socialism!
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Prescott is the King of Champagne Socialist, he is about the biggest phoney the Liebour Party has and there is an awful lot of them. Virtually no Labour MPs are working class, it is a myth.
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They’re working class when it suits them and middle class when it suits them.
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Too right Brown especially. But David Milliband is a fine example. He and his equally slimy brother Ed constantly bang on about how ‘working class’ they are because they went to a local comp. But what they don’t tell you is that it was one of the best comprehensives in the country in an affluent London suburb, working class my arse. Now David holds a seat in South Shields one of the most working class areas in England, like Marsden he doesn’t even live there has no connection with the area or the people. He lives in a multi-million pound townhouse in a leafy London suburb. Yet the easily led people of South Shields vote him back in blindly.
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Prescott aint in the Cabinet any more!!! Anyway less of that what is he doing at the Big Blue? Applying for a job as a cocktail waiter?
Used to roll me up when he was on Labours front bench in the house the back bench Tories would call down ‘Gin and Tonic please Waiter!!!!
Prescott was a waiter on board a cruise ship for a while….
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Can you please change the title of this Article to Two Shags?
Lets give the man some recognition for porking that secretary of his!!!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Prescott
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracey_Temple
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