THE COUNTDOWN to the local election is on, and the local parties are gearing up to start bombarding the electorate with their propaganda. Who will promise the earth and fail to deliver? Who will smear the opposition into the ground? The first political weapon came through the letterbox the other day and it was marked out in Labour warpaint.
Labour are certainly stepping up the pressure on the Tories with this leaflet which features the old fashioned black and red colours of hardcore socialism. Featured prominently is the stocky left-wing messiah, Cllr Simon Blackburn, and several images of bundles of £10 notes going down the grid.
Blackburn sports the menacing grimace of a man on a mission; his sunken eyes hunting for Conservative stragglers who could fall victim to the tub-thumping Labour juggernaut. Every attempt is made to push the left-leaning buttons of the audience; the leaflet being jam-packed with ideologically-driven rhetoric labelling the ConDem coalition as a ‘hideous alliance’ and telling the reader of “Cameron and Callow’s shameful neglect” and how “Tory waste and greed has ruined the town”.
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Browsing the front page of the leaflet we’re told that the Tories have betrayed Blackpool, and on a sidebar on the left it says Cllr Blackburn has set out his alternative vision for Blackpool, but they seem to have missed this part from the leaflet because all it contains are fairly predictable attacks on the Conservative party and council. Most of them are pretty fair attacks too, and ones I have probably made myself, but this is a blog, not a party political advertisement trying to coax the electorate into lending me their vote. The Labour leaflet fails to take any positive angle on why the Labour party are fresh, relevant and why they are going to be better than the current bunch, which for me is a massive disappointment because my vote is up for grabs.
The leaflet gives the impression that Cllr Blackburn and his team are most definitely people who are prepared to go over and beyond the call of duty to sink their ideological enemies; the reference to Cllr Callow above a picture of a seaside donkey leaves the reader with a clear mind as to how the rest of the rhetoric will proceed.
The bottom half of the front page features yet more Tory bashing and the revelation that Labour have only been knocking on doors since June 2010. Labour are the self-appointed residents’ party, are they not? Surely they are always knocking on doors to remain in touch with their beloved electorate, not just, ahem, in the run up to an election. The text goes on to mention the cut to the Educational Maintenance Allowance, but doesn’t mention Labour’s plans to impose a permanent, life-long graduate tax which applies whether or not you end up in one of these enviable high-paid jobs that people seem to assume graduates end up in. Not that any of this is relevant to Blackpool council, because it’s all national stuff.
Executive decisions
Flipping through the leaflet there are plenty of punchy headlines, but the text beneath doesn’t have anything to do with the headline. For instance, we’re told that “Labour focus on the REAL issues”, yet the subsequent wall of text just criticises the Tory party because Labour-appointed council chief executive Steve Weaver passed on government cuts which Labour would themselves have had to pass on if they had been the council in power.
A theme which crops up a few times is that the Tory council didn’t understand that cuts would be necessary if a Tory government was elected. This is as ludicrous as it is irrelevant. Labour sold off the country’s gold reserves, Labour bailed out the banks, Labour fuelled a boom with rash, unsustainable spending and borrowing. Whether the local Tories understood whether the cuts would be coming or not is immaterial: Blackpool council doesn’t decide its settlement, the government does.
So what are the real issues? It doesn’t say.
There is a section containing Simon Blackburn’s five pledges for Blackpool, so lets check that out.
Simon’s Five Pledges
1: Cut the cost of councillors and senior council officers.
This seems a bit hypocritical given the fact that Mr Blackburn himself has cost the Blackpool taxpayer thousands of unnecessary pounds in expenses because he chose to use the slowest and most expensive form of transport to travel to London, chose to stay in luxury hotels and chose to buy meals despite them being provided at the LGA events he was attending.
Compared with other Labour councils, the allowances for councillors in Blackpool are very low so it seems similarly ludicrous for both main parties to fight over who can cut the councillors’ allowances the most. Cutting allowances simply means that the ageing councillors will only get older and the position of councillor will become even less attractive than it already is.
In terms of council officers, the only way I could see a cut in pay being possible is if they either resign or are paid off and then the job readvertised on lower money. Looking at how much former executives Julian Kearsley and Steve Pullan got, it would be several hundreds of thousands of pounds per person to get rid of France, Weaver, Young, Cavill, and so on. It would be like rewarding them for their failure, but Labour are good at that if the banks are anything to go by.
2: Vastly improved roads and pavements.
This appears to be Simon Blackburn muscling in and trying to take credit for something that is going on already, much like Boris Johnson did in London. The road and pavement repair project is already under way, though it should have been started in 2007 as the Conservatives promised in their manifesto, not weeks before the 2011 election.
But what’s this? In the very same leaflet, Simon Blackburn criticizes the £30m ‘Project 30′ road and pavement repair project, labelling it a ‘farce’ that the council is borrowing £30m (and paying back £48m) to do the road repairs. So where will Simon Blackburn find this money if he’s not going to borrow it? What front line services will he be cutting? Remember, the government cut around £30m from the council budget and this will result in around 1000 job losses. If Simon Blackburn is not going to borrow the money to repair the roads, we could be looking at another 1000 jobs on the line.
In this section Simon also promises to ensure pavements remain free of dog poo, but like drinking on the street or littering, this is one of those things that are completely unenforceable unless there is a witness that wants to get involved with the police. Even if there is, the police are unlikely to respond rapidly to a case of doggie defecation. It’s difficult enough to get them to come out if you’re being held at knifepoint, instead the call centre operator asks you how sharp the knife is and whether there are any witnesses.
3. A war on antisocial behaviour
Blackburn promises ‘new powers’ which will be used to ‘crack down’ on noisy neighbours and bad landlords. What about drinking on the street, or kids loitering in gangs, or boy racers pumping their stereos, or drug dealing, or vandalism, …
Bear in mind that Labour said they were tackling antisocial behaviour when they introduced the ASBO, but that backfired so badly that the ASBO became an object of desire: feral youths actually wanted one to improve their street cred.
4. Better transport for all
This heading is followed by another leftie alliterative gem, as Simon promises to end ‘Tory Traffic Turmoil’. Interestingly he mentions introducing sensible road routes, a better bus service and affordable parking charges. This is a good policy, if a little opportunist. The transport system does need a substantial overhaul, with roads renewed and routes into town created rather than truncated by the spread of pedestrianisation. Later in the leaflet Simon mentions the dreaded cycle lane obsession, questioning the reasoning behind blocking off town centre arteries to pollute them with cycle lanes.
5. Councillors that care
Simon promises that councillors will perform regular surgeries, walkabouts and deal with issues promptly. Doesn’t this happen already?
Facts, Figures and Farce
I mentioned that the leaflet contained mostly Tory-bashing, so let us move on to some more of that. The leaflet contains a small section which enlightens us to the following issues, each of which is labelled as a ‘Tory farce’.
- The council wanted to waste money on a Lowry painting
I agree, this is a farce.
- The council have spent £40m on the Winter Gardens and Tower
It’s a large amount of cash, but it’s better than them being owned by a private landlord with no intention of spending anything on them. Work is being done at incredible cost, I just hope the gamble that the council has taken on this one is going to pay off.
- The council have lent £5m to the Pleasure Beach
I agree with Simon on this one. It was appalling to see not only the deal being done behind closed doors, but to subsequently see the deputy council leader’s scaffolding firm on site.
- The council have lent £2m to the Sandcastle (it’s £2.5m actually)
The council own the Sandcastle so this is a stupid point.
- The council are borrowing £30m to sort out the roads and pavements
According to Simon’s pledges, he will also sort out the roads and pavements, but since he thinks borrowing the money is a farce, how will he raise the £30m? The only way he could possibly raise this amount is to cut front line services or sell off council assets. For a saving of £30m, Labour would have to cut over 600 libraries, but unfortunately there are only 5 libraries left.
- The council have cut two libraries and SureStart
It seems ludicrous that these centres were all closed for the sake of less than Helen France’s salary. It would have made far more sense to get rid of her and keep them open. The membership figures for the two libraries were low, and it has been said that SureStart isn’t working as intended, so perhaps a rethink on that would be beneficial.
Tory antics
Unsurprisingly, this leaflet prominently features Simon Blackburn’s other half, the indoctrinated left wing ranter Gillian Campbell, who you may have seen on here some time ago blasting Tory candidate for Squires Gate Christian Cox for labelling darling Simon “slimy” and “arrogant”. According to the text, mother of three Ms Campbell is on a brainwashing crusade, “exposing the antics of the Tories” on Grange Park. I am sure the good people of Park are fascinated by her anecdotes.
In further support of Ms Campbell, there is a section which gets stuck into her opponent, Cllr Collins. Apparently Cllr Collins has not once voted against his ‘Tory mates’. Not really much of a shock given that the Conservatives are whipped. How often have Labour members voted against their ‘Labour mates’ though? Never? Why not? They’re whipped as well. Nul points.
The leaflet continues and tells us that Cllr Collins ‘allowed’ the closure of the library on Grange Park. Except he didn’t. In fact, he had nothing to do with it because libraries are not part of his portfolio. Some further interesting points were raised by Simon Blackburn, but strangely none of them tell us why we should vote for his party.
Other points made by Simon Blackburn on this leaflet are that;
- Too many in the town hall earn six-figure salaries
- The Conservatives accepted £10,000 in donations from Kensington developments and only scraped a win in the Stanley by-election
- Carnesky’s Ghost Train was a waste of money by Maxine Callow and remains a white elephant
- Hotel zones have been chopped and changed, excluding a chunk of holiday accommodation such that they can now be turned into HMOs
- That there is an “invasion” of budget hotel chains which leaves local hoteliers “feeling threatened”
I did expect something more aggressive, with some real policies rather than a bit of a shower of emotive buzzwords. Not even a mention of Crystal Road and the £3 properties fiasco, St. John’s Square, Birley Street, Talbot Gateway, Yates’ hoardings, Comedy Carpets, Blackpool South station, Blackpool North station, above average arson, the drugs problem, park and ride, obscene levels of litter, commitments to redeveloping the town centre for housing rather than building on green spaces, etc. Questions for Simon, then.
- Where are you going to get the money to do the road and pavement repairs if the £30m borrowing is a ‘farce’?
- How will you reduce dog fouling?
- Will you actively push for cleaner town centre and promenade streets, not just through bigger bins and more frequent and efficient collection by a refuse vehicle, but by signage around town saying that Blackpool has a zero tolerance policy on the dropping of litter and that perpetrators can expect on-the-spot fines?
- How will you assist new business start-ups and going concerns?
- Will you change council car parks from pay and display to ticketed entry and provide more ways than cash to pay for them?
- What plans do you have for the Winter Gardens, given that you say the purchase of this and Blackpool Tower were both a ‘farce’.
- What transport improvements will you make in order to improve the flow of motor vehicles in Blackpool?
- How are you going to stop the job cuts at the town hall?
- How are you going to cut the cost of councillors and council officers?
- Are you going to switch off the Illuminations to save £2m, as was reported in the Gasjet, or not?
- What positive policies can we expect by voting Labour?


They could show their commitment to education with the correct use of possessive apostrophe in the phrase ‘The Residents Party’. Fewer random capital letters would also’ve been nice.
Overall, the burning question is – why did you not implement these things last time you were in power, rather than sitting back and bindly rubber-stamping every initiative the officers put in front of you?
Blackburn stocky? Always used to think of him as quite skinny. – too many double breakfasts?
I fear the Random capital letters disease is Spreading, and I have seen many Cases of it on the prospective political propaganda I’ve been sent.
I’ve only ever observed Mr Blackburn from afar and perhaps it was his trench coat that gave the impression of stockiness. You might be right about the breakfasts (there were a couple of double lunches on the expenses sheet too): but were they both for him? The plot thickens!
I wonder what the BNP leaflet will be like? lol, lol, lol.
A waste of time, probably.
Phil I am talking about the Blackpool National Party lol;Tangerine nation,lol
the plot thickens………… Paper 2 out soon…………… and thanks for the tips.
Ive got to say its nice to see at least one of the parties set out there strategy for Blackpool.
Where is Callow’s strategy??? Its not long to election day!
Would be nice to see what they plan to do with the mess there in!
Great article Phil, with all that has gone on in the last 4 years. Is this the best they can come up with, I really cannot believe they have let the Tory’s of the hook so far, perhaps they should hire your services Phil to be there campaign manager as I am not impressed with there campaign leaflet so far, I would like to see details on how they are going to address some of the problems that have been inflicted on Blackpool, how do they propose to put the roads right if there is no money left in the kitty, how are they going to save jobs and improve services ect.
When I had a meeting with Simon Blackburn he did say that the roads need sorting out as they are becoming ridiculous, so if he does get in perhaps he maybe the person to wave the stick at highways to tell them to get cars moving again or better still sack them all off, and get someone in who is capable of sorting out the road infrastructure around Blackpool.
I cannot believe that they have not mentioned about the Fowlers crystal road property bonanza and the boxer scaffolding project at the pleasure beach, although they maybe no wrong doing the fact that it has been kept quite from the press will mean that a lot of the electorate in Waterloo road will not know about this, what about the one way streets that they have created in Waterloo ward, Bond St and Waterloo road causing a lot of problems for the local business, all ammunition which they have failed to use. The silly roundabout that has so far been altered twice, the crossing of death, the 2007 Callow manifesto that he has not lived up too. There is plenty for them to go at, maybe the Lib dems will do a better job. At least I have has two leaflets so far from Simon Bates who is campaigning hard for the Ingthorpe ward. It should be very interesting come the 5th May as I have usually voted Conservative, but I cannot vote for the Conservatives as long as Callow and Fowler are running the show after seeing what has gone on in the last 4 years. I only hope who ever gets in gets rid of the executive committee and open up the council to all, to give greater transparency.
Thanks for the support, I am much better than that git in the yellow jacket Steven Bate.
Blackpool Labour Group have listend to the residents of this town. They have been unindated with phone calls, emails etc, residents have made it clear what they want from there council.
I think that Simon Blackburn has a few more suprises up his sleve………..
Check out the Blackpool Labour group web site at
http://blackpoollabourparty.webs.com/
I am told that they have a new email address (ANYONE KNOW IT) for people to get in touch
Great way to do a survey, that, having four choices for each question, but each choice being the same.
What’s the point in having an email if it’s a secret?
And turn that fucking music off.
Great if they are listening – but will they actually do any better and follow through if voted in? All parties seem to have a terrible record on that score.
Lets face it,its an open season for party politics in Blackpool, BOTH labour and tory have ravaged the town over the last 40-50 years,UKIP should field loads of candidates.
As long as it is not that arse Hamish Halfwit. I was foursquare behind UKIP until he was made a candidate.
agreed TT,he is a tool but seriously both labour and tory have screwed the town.
For months now I have listened to many comments on here, and the one thing that comes across is that Councillor Mr & Mrs Callow have made a right royal ball’s up really.
Looks like there is only one thing for it. VOTE FOR SIMON BLACKBURN, and the Blackpool Labour Party, evidently they are the residents party. Oh well bugger it, might as well give them a go, cant be any worse than Callow & Co.
No as Mr Barry Morris (ran Blackpool tourism for years) said in a recent letter to the Gazette. Labour made such a success of talking down and running down Blackpools image from 1999 to 2007 that they should be surcharged (made to pay) for their damage to the local economy.
Hard to believe they could be worse than Callows comedy carpet, but they were, and Ivan the taylor is still the Zarr behind Blackburns goth face.
Barry Morris? another useless cunt-rag gobshite and that crooked cunt Percival,cunts the lot of them! I am no fan of labour but Blackpool tories are just as bad.
I think you will find that Simon Blackburn is his own man, and I can assure you that Ivan Taylor is certainly not jerking and strings behind the scenes.
Simon, makes his own informed decisions after consulting with his team, and will always act in the best interests of the residents of blackpool.
Some decisons may be difficult ones to make, but Blackburn wont shy away, he will stand up and be counted, unlike some, he can admit when he is wrong.
There is only way on 5th May – the winning way, the Labour WAY……… dont waste your vote anywhere else, waste of time and effort.
You are so right – don’t waste your vote anywhere else – waste it here instead. What tripe.Much as I despise most of the current Tory council, you only have to look at Blackburn to see what you are getting. Call me old fashioned but I am afraid seeing a council leader with a piercing above his eye says it all. The man does not even look like he is equipped to do the job. The comment he made about Blackpool Football Club, even if in jest shows what a muppet he is. Vote Labour – No thanks, I’d rather stick pins in my eyes.I do remember what the last Labour Council were like and they were just as bad, if not worse than this lot.
Well Maurice, your choice would you like me to supply the pins……….. send address and i will willingly post them,
Good God VOR how many usernames do you have?
Well we definitely know that you’re a party aparatchik now (or are you Blackburn in disguise
)
no sorry not blackburn in disguise…………maybe ian fowler………….
I think Fowler is a twat but at least he doesn’t call his constituents “Donkey Botherers”. I live in Brunswick – Simon Blackburn can kiss my arse the inbred, East Lancashire, lying (where’s the £20,000 he pledged for Boundary Library? All piss and wind!) , pie-munching tosspot!
lol, I think Fowler is a twat as well, the rotten crooked cunt that he is!
tangerine, I think you will find that the £20k wasnt there in the first place, some muppet in the CLown hall made a cock up end of. Funny thing is tho Fowler and Callow signed off Blackburns request so they were conned also…………….. Cant blame blackburn this time – for once