Sport

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Dec 09

Yearly roundup.. part 3

October-December

Local employer British Aerospace faced being charged with bribery after paying out millions of pounds to win contracts in foreign countries. Tears were flowing from staff as Pontins closed its doors: it’s fate unknown but a housing development is expected.

But fear not! A mind-boggling proposal to build a ski dome on central car park was proposed and amidst a conference of buzzwords and bullshit the site was signed over to a developer to perform preliminary legwork to determine feasibility.

12
Aug 09

England crap again

Looks like Gareth Barry’s got money on his mind tonight…

29
Jun 09

Andy Murray Top 10

I accept Andy Murray is a good tennis player, even though he may be about to be despatched from Wimbledon by some guy I have never heard of.

Regardless, here are my top 10 reasons to hate Andy Murray.

10. His fake American accent.

9. His annoying fist pumping.

8. His typical dour Scot personality.

7. The “Come on Tim” annoying middle class toffs that for some reason are waving Union Jacks at him.

24
Jun 09

Bore draw

So Andy Murray has been slagging off British tennis because 9 of the 11 Brits went out of Wimbledon in the first round. He should have admitted that he was almost the tenth, having been taken to the wire by a no hoper.

It looks like Murray has the easiest draw ever seen, you know, almost as if they have set him up to win the competition. I don’t think anyone outside the top 20 is actually in it.

23
Jun 09

British Hero

Looks like Andy Murray won today, after scraping past Robert Kendrick who looked like he could have beaten him.

I was all ready for the Scottish Loser headlines as well.

Maybe Gordon Brown will do me a favour and make a speech.