
PHILTHEONE PUTS his detectives cap on in relation to this week’s Nazi graffiti in Anchorsholme Park.

THE GASJET has an article entitled ‘Youth crime costs Blackpool £1m a year’ which explains that the cost to prosecute youths that commit crimes in Blackpool has topped £1m. You’d think, therefore, that the article was about the high cost of putting these kids through the courts. But it isn’t. After the second paragraph, the [...more]
There has been much publicity in recent days about the vile pondlife known as Wendy Lewis. Now infamously known as ‘Britain’s Most Disgusting Woman’ I still feel Harriet Harman is a strong contender for that one personally. She urinated on Blackpool’s war memorial The Cenotaph and even committed a sex act on it. And as [...more]

I started to write about this when I first heard about it in February but never finished the article; yesterday the court found all of the perpetrators guilty so I’ll summarise it now. I know I don’t normally do crime but this is an exception because it’s so horrific. There once was a 26 year [...more]

Seems like David Cameron was right when he said, “too many twits might make a twat”. Labour PPC for Moray, Stuart MacLennon, has been sacked after he was unveiled as taking pot shots at all aspects of society on his Twitter feed. Aside from branding Dave a “twat”, John Bercow an “opportunist little twat”, Nick [...more]
I’m sure some of the haters will claim it’s karma, what has gone around coming around, or some sort of punishment for driving an orange car, but yesterday I went to the gym at Palatine Leisure Centre and came out to find that my car – parked pretty much in front of the main entrance [...more]