It is commented upon very often by Labour supporters and even the Prime Minister himself that many of the Conservatives are public schoolboys or schoolgirls. They are: I don’t dispute it, but it isn’t something that causes me to break into a cold envious sweat. I would like to clear up a misconception, though, that [...more]
I have in my possession the latest election communications from BNP candidate James “Pretty Boy” Clayton, Labour candidate Penny “Skeletor” Martin and Liberal Democrat candidate Bill “Don’t Judge the Candidate” Greene. I’ll start with the BNP one which is a double sided A5 sheet. The front page has a picture of Nick Griffin alongside Winston Churchill, with [...more]
Since I’m so in with the yoof, I thought I’d let you in on a big secret: oh yes, it’s Safe Internet Day courtesy of your local EU funded quango, INSAFE. Insafe is a European network of Awareness Centres promoting safe, responsible use of the Internet and mobile devices to young people. So basically it’s a fucking [...more]
UK government commitments to cutting 80% CO2 emissions by 2050 were slapped down by the Royal Academy of Engineering today as being unrealistic. In a damning report, it was claimed that eco-bling such as solar panels and wind turbines will not cut emissions fast enough, and there’s no chance that all new buildings will be [...more]
Devil’s Kitchen has excelled itself once again with two brilliant rebuttals of climate change and inherent corruption behind the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. After the government funded IPCC were found to have been making up facts in order to lobby governments, DK unveils a string of controversies, cover ups and sexing ups that serve [...more]
October-December Local employer British Aerospace faced being charged with bribery after paying out millions of pounds to win contracts in foreign countries. Tears were flowing from staff as Pontins closed its doors: it’s fate unknown but a housing development is expected. But fear not! A mind-boggling proposal to build a ski dome on central car [...more]
Following the World Pie Eating Championships in Wigan, children in Blackpool are today under the spotlight as it was announced that almost a third of 11 to 12 year olds are overweight; three quarters of whom are obese. As Gordon Brown often says, “more help is needed”. There surely has to be more weight loss [...more]
This week Labour MPs have endorsed the third runway at Heathrow Airport, doubling passenger throughput from 67 million per year to 135 million. This equates to an additional 220,000 flights per year. Without this expansion, according to government boffins, these passengers would go via other European airports such as Paris Charles de Gaulle or Schipol [...more]